6/26/2009

RIP: Michael Jackson



To the man who wanted to Heal The World. Sure, the media and rumors made you look Bad and all you needed was Once More Chance. You said you would Stop Till You Got Enough of touring and this final world tour would be the last which wish we could still Rock With You, but you just Beat It from the face of this Earth (song). Cardiac arrest was indeed a Smooth Criminal. We will never forget The Way You Made us Feel. Black or White, you're still the same Michael Jackson. Rest In Peace.

6/22/2009

Dog

There are no words I can find to describe how much I want to punch my brother right square in his dumb face right now...

See this cute little doggy? That's Professor (dumb name, but it's cute). It was my brother brought it back a year ago but it is OUR dog. Our as in Family.



A month ago we were stuck in a situation where when we move over to Perth, WA, we would have to leave Professor in care of someone here in Singapore because mainly we thought pets were not allowed in rented property in Australia.

We had a couple of options: Hand him over to my mom's sister or dad's brother, both of which have had quite a lot of experience as a dog owner. My smart-ass brother suggested giving it to his friend, but me (as well as my sis) hope to God it will NEVER EVER happen because we have became so emotionally attached to Professor and would really want to see it again.

Now, my parents just came back from Australia and they have found a house where PETS ARE ALLOWED! So when my dad told me that, I was all like OH YEAH!!!

Now my brother is being a real cheese-ball. He keeps going "You know what? actually I still want to give it to my friend because I will have to pick up after him when I'm in Australia". You know what that means if that happens? The rest of us will NEVER see him again.

Now here's my rant and it's going to get nasty so excuse me, people.

Shit on you Shane. You think you OWN Professor? You HARDLY take responsibility for him at all. Who picks up after his shit? Not you. It's either Stef or me. Who cleans his pee-pan? Not you. It's either Stef or me too. Who feeds him? Lord knows that ain't you, punk. Throughout Dad and Mom's trip to Australia, it was Stef. You claim to but you just leave him the left overs and call that feeding him. Dammit, if I were Professor, I'll shit all over your face while you sleep because you are a shitty master. And who bathes him? You only do it when you're pushed to, and there was even one time you tried to bribe me with five bucks to wash him up. I did it anyway FREE OF CHARGE, even once when Mom and Dad were away. You know why? Because I love him. Me and Stef do. WAY MORE than you ever did to him, punk. The worst part is that he apparently clings on to you more than me or Stef. Shame on you. If you really claim to love him back, stop whining like a little bitch about taking care of him all by yourself in Australia. Mom and Dad are there to assist too so stop giving your lame excuses. They love him too so I know they won't mind. I already said I wouldn't mind forking out up to $500 to see him there so if you want to screw me over like that, you better watch your ass. True love wouldn't mind forking out $2k just to see him again in Australia. True love wouldn't mind cleaning up his feces even though it smells like, well, shit. True love wouldn't mind washing him up at least once a week even though it's a tedious process. So if you really claim to love him, PROVE IT.

*ahem* 'scuse me... that's all I have to say.

6/19/2009

The Force is strong with this one



My goodness... makes The Clone Wars (both the movie AND the TV series) look like Barney and Friends!

6/15/2009

Pointlessness at its best

Stephen Leong is standing next to a mountain, gonna chop it down with the edge of my hand
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Sean Wee
Sean Wee at 10:35pm June 15
eh, after that remember to pick them up and make a little island...

Gabrielle Tan
Gabrielle Tan at 10:38pm June 15
Sun Wukong ah u? hee hee

Sean Wee
Sean Wee at 10:38pm June 15
Sun Wukong wishes he was a Voodoo Child.

Stephen Leong
Stephen Leong at 10:43pm June 15
i think, i can only raise a little sand tho...

Sean Wee
Sean Wee at 10:45pm June 15
yeah, but still, the cool thing is you can manipulate the space-time consortium... after all, that time you wasted all my sweet time, you can give it back to me right? maybe one of these days?

6/04/2009

Beatles Rockband

Harmonix stabbs back at Neversoft's Guitar Hero: Metallica with RockBand: Beatles.



Not a fair fight IMO... Hahaha.

Guitar stuff and kwai lan aunty

After more than three years of playing the guitar, I finally set up a decent pedal-board. I might sound super-noob to some, but I'm damn proud of it. Haha. Setup wise, it's pretty simple. It's just an Ibanez LU20 tuner to a Vox V847A Wah finally to a BOSS Blues Driver modded by Randolf. That blank space at the bottom left is reserved for something else, most probably a vibe pedal. I guess I've been listening to too much Hendrix.



That day I went over to Errik's house for him to mess around/test drive my setup I realized that there were annoying "pop" sounds when the tuner AND wah are switched on and off. daaang.

On the way home, I was standing up and was blocking some aunty's view from the TV Mobile screen. She became a real biggoty bitch and YELLED at me "SIAO TEE AH! WO YAO KAN TIAN SHE (kid, I want to watch the TV)."

Sure, I was blocking her from watching the OH SO AMAZING show Little Nonya. But for Pete's sake. Just tap my shoulder and tell me nicely. Basket, have to yell and create a scene and make me like a bad guy. Man, what a C-word... And by that, I mean crabby-old-lady.

So, being the nice guy I usually am (yeah, I said it, what what?) I went "aunty, relax, relax" and moved aside. But two to three stops down the road, Karma kicked in and a huge bunch of people boarded the bus and totally obscured her from the screen. Heh heh heh. Suck on that, bitch! That was a feeling unlike any other.

Anyways, in other news, I procured probably the most jaw dropping guitar ever in my collection: A Fender Deluxe Nashville Telecaster. It all started with a day out to help Sathish find a cheap and good capo. After we got that, we proceeded to Ranking Sports.

For almost half an hour, I couldn't test the damn guitar because the sales guy decided to give some guitar teacher was helping a bunch of kids and their mom select a good guitar priority. Basket... so we stand there like morons... But despite the pretty-much shitty customer service, it was fruitful in the end.

I always wanted a Telecaster since I played Kenneth's one a few years back. I wanted one even more last year because I wanted to do up a Telecaster project, so what I did was order a few parts such as the bridge and tuners from guitarfetish.com through Vincent. However, the procurement of the Body and Neck was a real pain. I contacted several distributors of Mighty Mite parts but they all turned a deaf ear on me. So I gave up my Tele project despite paying more than $100 for the parts... The bastards...

So what better way to make up for that by buying an off-the-shelf Fender Telecaster. There was one that really caught my eye on musiciansfriend.com called the Nashville Telecaster. It had three pickups instead of two and was available in a blonde-like shade similar to the legendary '52 Butterscotch Blonde Blackguard Tele... and one just happened to be hanging at Ranking Sports.

I seriously did not expect to buy my guitar that day. First off, the color was more orangey than blonde as the picture stated on the web. Next, I wasn't quite open to the three-pickup configuration. However, upon plugging in, that all changed my mind. Even through a cheap Smarvo amp, it sounded so good. Sathish too was like "woaah!" I put down $1004. $999 for the tele and $5 for a pack of D'addarios.

Now I might be $1000 poorer. But I think at the same time, I'm 1000 times happier. Heh heh heh.